It's Teeth Would Break!!!!

One of the biggest contenders for annoying commercials is the Rogers Wireless My 5 series. It was hard, but i narrowed it down to the one that is hands down the Worst Offender.




So, here we have friends fighting over who gets to be in a cell phone's friend's list. What happens to the loser? Is he doomed to never recieve a call or a text from his formerly bestest buddy ever again? Relegated to the hell that is *gasp* a normal service plan?!! The Horror!

To make it even better, though, the winner pulls the surprise and stunning move of playing snake to his opponents rock. And the group of friends all agree this is a brilliant and masterful move. We'll just ignore the gaping holes of logic that would suggest perhaps the snake would break it's fangs when confronted with the rock. We'll also ignore that the rock could have been weilded with a flourish to pound the snake's puny little head in.

But then I guess it would have been too violent for TV. Unless they aired it during 24.